rebel without a comb

peter. 17. photographer and science whiz. mostly average. constantly hungry. rarely serious. in love with the hot, nameless girl who lives next door.

social acceptance = optional.
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1 New Message [Peter || Jean]

Jean: Oh, I should've known.
Jean: It is, isn't it? I'm sure MJ really appreciates that.
Jean: So I heard you went up to....Chicago? Main? Michigan? MJ showed me some pictures. You're an adorable baby-holder, Pete.
Peter: She loves my bedhead. It gives her an excuse to braid stuff.
Peter: Yeah. MJ and I just got back from Philly. Her sister, Gayle, gave birth to baby boy at the beginning of October, so it was an 'all hands on deck' situation. He's pretty cute, though. His name is Tommy, and he looks a lot like MJ.
Peter: Aww, thanks. Adorableness comes naturally to me.
7 months ago | 5 | reblog
tags: #text #telejeanpathic #too lazy to get a haircut

(Source: oyonok)

7 months ago | 106 | reblog
tags: #things peter likes #i know right?! #platonic besties now and forever

Congratulations on the sex, self!

ijustwantmyipodback: 

I’ll always be your wingwoman, Petey. No matter what. She really showed you the 50 states! You got the royal treatment!

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Who needs the lonely island? I’ll bake you one myself.

Aww. Thanks, Darce. 

(Source: rebel-withoutacomb)

7 months ago | 4 | reblog
tags: #ijustwantmyipodback #this is why were friends #*hugs*
avengingmemories: MJ and Peter, late at night, talking down at the local beach. “I’m not laughing, Pete! Sometimes, I just… You make me so mad, I wanna throw something! It was cute at first—you being all self-depreciating and shit—but now… It makes me feel bad! It’s like you just can’t see yourself the way I do!” ~brought to you by: Teen Avengers RP

avengingmemories:

MJ and Peter, late at night, talking down at the local beach.

“I’m not laughing, Pete! Sometimes, I just… You make me so mad, I wanna throw something! It was cute at first—you being all self-depreciating and shit—but now… It makes me feel bad! It’s like you just can’t see yourself the way I do!”

~brought to you by: Teen Avengers RP

7 months ago | 3 | reblog
tags: #memories #sometimes i forget how lucky i am to have you in my life
7 months ago | 229 | reblog
tags: #things peter likes #maybe this should be my superhero catchphrase

Ladies and gentlemen, my loving girlfriend!

damsel—inadress:

Don’t make me stop having sex with you.

You wouldn’t. 

(Source: rebel-withoutacomb)

7 months ago | 5 | reblog
tags: #damsel--inadress #that qualifies as reckless endangerment #just so you know

Congratulations on the sex, self!

ijustwantmyipodback replied to your post: PETEY! How does it feel to not be a virgin??
I am so proud of you Petey. You of all people who deserve to be devirginized it’s you! And I totally knew Wifey would be a total babe in the sack. And congrats on the chest hair!

Has anyone ever told you that you’re, like, the best wingman ever? And you’re not even a man! Also, you were right: MJ is better than 4th of July fireworks in bed. And on desk. And in chair. 

Thanks. I’m pretty proud of it. It make me feel like Burt Reynolds. 

7 months ago | 4 | reblog
tags: #ijustwantmyipodback #i want the lonely island to bake me a cake

1 New Message [Peter || Jean]

Peter: I’ve missed you, too, pretty lady!
Peter: Are you kidding me? I love!
Jean: Where you been hiding that lovely head of hair?
Peter: In a Math 55a textbook. Blech!
Peter: My bedhead is pretty spectacular.
7 months ago | 5 | reblog
tags: #text #telejeanpathic #((hugs like there's no tomorrow))

Ladies and gentlemen, my loving girlfriend!

damsel—inadress replied to your post: PETEY! How does it feel to not be a virgin??
I thought I yanked out the only chest hair you had when I tugged on your shirt yesterday?
Don’t make me kill you.
 

7 months ago | 5 | reblog
tags: #damsel--inadress #you are sooo funny #you should take up comedy
ijustwantmyipodback sent: PETEY! How does it feel to not be a virgin??

There are no words, Darce. No words. I mean, to call it awesome would be a disservice, because being with MJ is like… BAM! [rubs the back of his neck] I do feel a little manlier, come to think of it. And I’m pretty sure I’ve grown an extra chest hair or two since, y’know… the sex. So, there’s that. 

7 months ago | 3 | reblog
tags: #peter parker #ask peter #ijustwantmyipodback #((i have no fucking idea where that came from lol))